Like what you see?
- good sense of humor (self-deprecating a plus)
- equal to me in terms of looks
- interesting
- cannot be a dumbass (eagerness to learn new things)
- must not weigh more than me
- good handwriting (71%)
- pubic hair up for debate BUT!!! no hair around the asshole
- cannot be a Republican (superfluous?)
- cannot be shorter than 5 feet tall
- scribbles
- reasonable (somehow ties into the first 3 listed)
- knows how to dress
best thing. ever.
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ReplyDeletewell this is just about the best post on this broad.
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