Are U woman enough?

Like what you see?

Does this sound like you?

1. 

• good sense of humor (self-deprecating a plus)

• equal to me in terms of looks

(how good to I look?)

• interesting

• cannot be a dumbass (eagerness to learn new things)

• must not weigh more than me

• good handwriting (71%)

• pubic hair up for debate BUT!!! no hair around the asshole
  

• cannot be a Republican (superfluous?)

• cannot be shorter than 5 feet tall

• scribbles

• reasonable (somehow ties into the first 3 listed)

• knows how to dress

Good luck