Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Are U woman enough?

Like what you see?
Does this sound like you?
  • good sense of humor (self-deprecating a plus)
  • equal to me in terms of looks
(how good to I look?)
  • interesting
  • cannot be a dumbass (eagerness to learn new things)
  • must not weigh more than me
  • good handwriting (71%)
  • pubic hair up for debate BUT!!! no hair around the asshole
  • cannot be a Republican (superfluous?)
  • cannot be shorter than 5 feet tall
  • scribbles
  • reasonable (somehow ties into the first 3 listed)
  • knows how to dress
Good luck