Tonight was Forrest From Blueprint's Birthday celebration. We were going bowling which kicked ass because I like to bowl. I did not know that it turned in to Cosmic Bowling at 11p.m. nor did I care until I saw this coincidentally placed "detergent stain"
(It's really hard to see because it was dark in there)

(Not pictured Embarrassing detergent stain on my chest and the back of my shirt
& Embarrassing detergent stain all over my face and in my hair)
This was particularly humiliating because anybody who knows me in person knows that I dress to the left and this stain just happens to be all over my left pocket. To add insult to cumstain I bowled a 126 or some shit like that, I'm no Parker Bohn III but I usually get at least a 130. I'm blaming it on the lane's oil pattern.
Happy Birthday Forrest
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